HEY, JEALOUSY

The thing about infertility is that you can’t escape from it. It’s always there. Sure, there are moments I forget about it, a few precious minutes when I am too happy or preoccupied to remember that my body doesn’t work right. But they’re just moments. Not days, not...
AN OPEN LETTER TO HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATORS

AN OPEN LETTER TO HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATORS

Dear Hospital Administrator, Congratulations! You are not infertile. Relax,  I didn’t hack into your medical records. I didn’t need to. In fact, I don’t even know your name or your gender. All that was required for me to make this diagnosis is a quick drive around...

AM I INDECISIVE? MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.

I am a very bad decision maker. If you don’t believe me, here’s some proof: I purchased four wedding dresses. Four. Quatro. Dresses 1 and 2 were returned, dress 3 was butchered in alterations, and dress 4 was purchased a mere ten days before my wedding. See, when...
THE TRUTH ABOUT HOUSE HUNTERS

THE TRUTH ABOUT HOUSE HUNTERS

Sometimes, the truth hurts. Do you remember the disappointment you felt when you first learned that Santa Claus wasn’t real? Or the utter heartbreak when you discovered that Milli Vanilli weren’t really the ones singing “Girl You Know It’s True”? Sure,you probably...
LET’S TALK DIRTY

LET’S TALK DIRTY

Words are powerful. Think about it.  They can spark major decisions, both good (Will you marry me?) or bad (Let’s take shots!) They can crush you (Sorry, test results are indicating…..) or give you hope (It will happen. Let’s keep trying). Words can make you sound...